Stop nagging, Toonoisy!

As you should be aware of by now, this is yet another blog entry in English. And you know what this means, don't you? I still haven't figured out how to fix my tiny Eee so that it actually functions as a Norwegian PC, not an American one. Grrr...

I have returned home from Tenerife, safe and sound (and disappointingly white), and I feel I owe to my growing audience to update you poor sods, who weren't in Tenerife, how it turned out.

Day 4 (cont.)
Checked my email
Discover that Jeff Dunham is coming to Norway this Easter :D
Order a very, VERY nice edition of Beedle the Bard from Amazon
Dinner
Read in a book
First glass of beer outside that had a handle on it!

Day 5
Breakfast
Go to a market and buy cool, overpriced stuff
Make arrangements for a trip under the sea
Lunch
More homework
Read more in a book
Dinner
See a really creepy and horrible clown/mime
Second compliment
First bananasplit (yummy)
Watch my sister being scared half to death by an electric puppy, and subsequently have a laughing fit
Have two Guinness at an Irish pub

Day 6
Bully my sister by impersonating scary battery operated toy dogs
Breakfast
Bully my sister
Go in a yellow submarine and see fish, stingrays and energetic divers - but no sharks :-(
Lunch
More bullying
More reading/sleeping/homework
Still more bullying
Dinner
Successfully annoy my sister (mowahahahaaaa)

Day 7
Breakfast
Lunch
Dinner
(not a very exciting day)

Day 8
Breakfast
Airport
Lunch
Airplane
In-flight movie
Airplane-dinner
Airplane-toilet
In-flight movie No.2
Gardermoen airport
Taxfree-shopping galore
Night train to Trondheim
-rm (yeay!)

In short, a very relaxing and fun holiday in the middle of school term. It's funny how a week in Tenerife may seem like a month, whereas two days back in school feel like two weeks of hard work....

Pictures will be available on Facebook as soon as PC-ingly possible.

Sluta tjata nu, Toonoisy!

Heisann hoppsann. Nå befinner jeg meg på en svensk internettcafè på Tenerife hvor de tre siste bokstavene i alfabetet ser slik ut: äöå. Så de bokstavene bruker jeg nå. Artig det der med å ha forskjellige tastaturer :)

Dette er da altså en aldri så liten oppdatering av hva dagene på Tenerife har bydd på, jeg har nemlig laget meg en liste og her fölger de artigste punktene:

Dag 1:
- Flyplass
- Fly
- Flymat
- Flydo
- Ny flyplass
- Hotell
- Förste alkoholenhet
- Förste shopping

Dag 2:
- Frokost
- Lunsj
- Andre shopping
- Middag
- Förste möte med reiseselskapet
- Spiste is. Nam.

Dag 3:
- Förste solsengdag
- Förste dypp i vann
- Lunsj
- Årets förste utepils :D
- Förste kompliment fra fremmed mann
- Middag (på en veldig god indisk restaurant. Namme!)

Dag 4:
- Frokost
- Lunsj
- Förste dag på stranda (aka. Strandlövedagen)
- Gjöre lekser (fliiinke Toonoisy!)
- Förste internettcafè

.. og det er det jeg har gjort hittil, summert opp i praktisk format.

Videre så kan fölgende sitater nevnes:
Toonoisys bestemor: Er ikke sånne Bayran-briller gode, da?
Toonoisy: Joda, Rayban så!

Toonoisys mamma: En sånn der auberginer... (om en mann)
Toonoisy: Aboriginal fra Australia, kanskje?

Toonoisys söster, The Lady: Jeg tror jeg blir brun på magen. That is good.
*löfter solbrillene og ser ned en gang til* -Never mind!

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Og forresten, nå har den der Special Edition Super Fantastic Utrolig Megakule versjonen av Beedle The Bard blitt tilgjengelig på Amazon igjen, og GJETT hvem som allerede har bestilt den! :D Yeay!